Halfway up goat mountain just outside Lisburn is where you will find Goat mansions inhabited by Billy Goater the only weather forecasting goat in the whole wide world a mighty sight to see a giant Saanen with great big horns for doofing the Butler

Another resident and a very loud one is Tess the world famous collie with a clip board a 3 legged Liver and white Border collie orignaly from the same village in Donegal as a famous singer who loves him mummy and sings songs for her a lot but she dosnt like to talk about that much

A much less important resident is the tin opener Butler and Biscuit bringer Alan West he cant forecast weather or has lived anywhere near a famous singer He has to his credit played tunes in many radio stations all over Ireland and the UK from back in the day when there was NO computers and music was on black round plastic 7 inch discs hes been an engineer in a few of them too he fixes things that other people break his musical tastes go from good ole 60s and 70s pop to trance and happy hard core missing out country music as he dosnt like to depress himself or hear about dead dogs trains and broken down pick up trucks Hes now retired from the everyday fun and frolics of commercial radio but likes to still play tunes and talk a bit of nonsense on Best City Radio in a much more relaxed way